do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
So many bounce houses so little time
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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