I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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