The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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