piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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