This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She fuckin peed on me
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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