i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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