I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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