I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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