Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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