I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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