the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Randomize
