Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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