It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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