Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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