Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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