Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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