I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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