Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
