I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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