in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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