ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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