Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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