You're so nebulous sometimes
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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