Me too!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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