Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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