I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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