I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
How's work?
Spinning.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Randomize
