I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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