You work out of a Hotel?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
