pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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