Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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