i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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