Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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