do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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