somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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