If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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