ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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