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(752): View more from California

What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?

(209): View more from California

I think the two go hand in hand.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours

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(636): View more from Missouri

she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.

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(206): View more from Washington

So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.

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