Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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