I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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