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(864): View more from South Carolina

and the officer said have you been drinking

(864): View more from South Carolina

and i said NOO SIR.

(864): View more from South Carolina

and he said, I am a woman.

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(512): View more from Texas

He is such a slut. More and more my type.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person

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(775): View more from Nevada

Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

I believe so, yes.

(479): View more from Arkansas

Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?

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(636): View more from Missouri

Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.

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