what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
where does the pee come out of this thing
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
don't judge my taste in strippers
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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