one two three fourrrrnication!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize