Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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