He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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