Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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