Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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