Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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