her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
