I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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