That's intense
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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