take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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